February 2012
10 posts
“It was pretty much the blonde girl in the alley in the horror movie who keeps getting killed… . I felt bad for her, but she was always more interesting to me than the other women. She was fun, she had sex, she was vivacious. But then she would get punished for it. Literally, I just had that image, that scene, in my mind, like the trailer for a movie—what if the girl goes into the dark...
Dear Boyfriend, I Don’t Really Care What You Wear… Well I Do, But I Don’t.
[Me for The Vine]
Last night I was sexually assaulted in the street (well, tonight, but I’m publishing today so I’ve edited as such). Let me be clear on this; I wasn’t actually physically harmed in anyway, but I was put under threat for my bodily integrity (that I might be raped or beaten), which, in Australia at least (I’m not entirely familiar with the laws in the USA but I assume they are...
Me for thesomethingfineproject:
I still remember the day you stood before me, even though it’s been years now, clutching my still beating heart between your blood stained palms. You looked down at it in utter confusion. It was like you didn’t know what to do with it, like you just wanted to throw it away or better, stuff it back where it belonged…
Take Me Out To The Ball Game (But Learn The Rules First)
[Me for NY Press]
Dear Broken Heart, Meet McScary
[Me for NY Press]
A Bi-Hemispheric, Katy Perry-Centric Guide To Your New Wardrobe
[Me for The Vine]
Some Questions I Have About Madonna’s Stupid New Video
This is just a really expensive ad for the Super Bowl, right?
What is a Super Bowl?
Is it really true that only luv can make you a playa?
What’s luv?
Is this video telling us that women are just faceless sex objects with the primary objective of supporting sportsmen?
Am I being a gross femmo bitch right now?
What’s...
