@avi_tal Me: bagel w/ egg, cheese, tomato please. Guy at deli: no more breakfast. Me: BUT THERE’S A HURRICANE COMING. Guy: *sigh* one egg or two?
How to use the hurricane to emotionally manipulate your deli guy #comeonirene!
“But the most exciting part of Tha Carter IV is when Wayne fires shots towards hip hop’s first couple Jay-Z and Beyonce. On the track entitled, “It’s Good,” he says: “I got your baby money/Kidnap your bitch, get that how much you love your lady money.” He’s responding to Hovs’s diss on this year’s “H.A.M.”: “Really you got baby money…You ain’t got my lady’s money.””
OMG Lil Wayne wants to kidnap Bey!
Thanks Animal NY
“At the beginning of the modern era, women cleverly used Plato’s reputation as a genius to get men to pay attention to their minds. Platonic love was an argument for not settling down and allowing women to participate in arts and culture in the royal court. When sex often meant an early death, Plato was a licence for having more fun.”
“What happens when you mix a relatively mild seismic event with an extremely dense population of the tech-savvy and self-centered east coast? Twitter-splosion! Yesterday’s quake let loose 5,500 tweets per second, beating Dead Osama and tying Fukushima’s 9.0. Priorities!”